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Is anyone expecting in a single tube of ‘Better than Sex’ mascara?

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Is anyone expecting a pair of ginger fringed boots in from Next?

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Returning a knee support back to Amazon?

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Is anyone expecting 3x Christmas themed dog sweaters?

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Is anyone expecting an LED Squirrel Cage ST64 240v 6W Eco Service lamp?

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Is anyone sending Ali Pop hair extensions with a courier to china?

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Is anyone expecting a parcel from Massaro Marco, Palermo, Sicily?

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Is anyone expecting in a Remington Protect Dryer from Amazon?

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Is anyone expecting in a book copy of ‘How to be Danish’?

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Is anyone expecting in a SpongeBob Sqaurepants card holder?

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Is anyone expecting in a horror make up palette?

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Is anyone expecting in a ‘They All Love Jack’ book from Amazon?

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Is anyone expecting in a book copy of ‘Nineteen Ninteeen’ by John Dos Passos?

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Unnamed delivery from Amazon: A book entitled The Four-Dimensional Human

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Is anyone expecting some pocket raincoats in from China?

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No name on the address label: A paperback – Big Money by John Dos Passos.

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Is anyone expecting a package in from Garden Games?

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Is anyone expecting a package in from Dazzle The Party Store?

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Is anyone expecting some white knitting in from Manchester?

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Is anyone expecting two books in from Amazon, ‘The Goldfinch’ and ‘Us’?

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Is anyone expecting in a book copy of ‘The Executioner’s Son?

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Amazon package with no name: A paperback copy of L.A. Bizarro

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Is anyone expecting ‘The Returned’ and ‘Justified’ on DVD from Amazon?

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Is anyone expecting a package in from The Mad Group Ltd?

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Is anyone expecting a two-way TV aerial coax dual convertor?

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Is anyone expecting a package in from the Passive Juice Motel?